There's not much to see here.yet. Still planning the campaign against the Township. This website is not affiliated with Manheim Township in anyway. A good bit of the content will be in the form of political parody and mockery. Unless otherwise indicated, the phrasing and comments are not that of the Township Staff, Elected Officials, Contractors or Representatives of Manheim Township.
I'll soon be requesting stories and issues regarding your interactions with Manheim Township. So, take your time, look around, and learn all there is to know about Manheim Township Sucks. We hope you enjoy our site and take a moment to drop the real Manheim Township Staff a line.
Names, addresses, email addresses and phone numbers will be posted when I get them.
Yeah, we know they're crazy high, but we have a lot of rules to enforce.
From the street to 25 feet inside your property line; You Cut, Trim, Rake, and Clean it, but guess what? We control it!
Now that you know we control your property, pay us $700 and beg us to let you change things... If you're lucky, all the board members might show up! If not, a 50-50 split decision goes to the house. YOU LOSE!!! No! we don't need to justify ourselves. If there's a problem, our lawyer will talk to you away from the cameras, recording devices and witnesses. We don't want a public record of anything we say to be used against us.
Lay down your money and try again! Three Card Monty is easier to win.
There may be few
As an applicant, you can neither confirm nor deny that you you've been spied on...
Let's face it, you know the question is stupid and irrelevant, but you've got to kiss the ring and stroke our egos if you want to have the slimmest chance of receiving our divine approval. God Save the Setback!!!
If it's White, we might call it brown, if it's semi-private, we'll call it solid.
Stupid? Yes, but here's the ring again... Smooches.
Bottom Line: We don't really care what you want... If we like you, you might get approved. If you offend us or don't pay proper homage, don't plan on your plans.
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